So, there I was, working at the front desk, when I hear this voice grunting, “Hey” in a gravelly tone. It takes a few tries for him to get my attention. I peek around the corner and there is a guy in the lobby hiding behind a pillar…stark ass naked. He tells me he’s locked out of his room, and I wonder the entire time, how to hell did you wind up in the hall naked. Where the hell are your clothes? Naked in the room? That makes sense. What possessed this guy to go exploring au natural? I gave him a towel to cover himself and a key to his room. Pretty sure he was drunk. This tale became legend at the hotel. Weird shit happens in the middle of the night. Weird.