I worked from about 10 pm until 7 am. I then either went home and slept until noon, or went to class and then home and slept until noon. I got up, went to class until 5 pm or so,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The police arrive and I give them all the details about the guy. They ask me to take them up to his room and boom on the door (at this point, it is a 911 well check, combined with an[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A few minutes go by and a woman calls the front desk, complaining that someone keeps calling and harassing her. I set her phone on DoNotDisturb. Before I can take care of Mr Mardi Gras Mask, the alarm system starts[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mr Mardi Gras Mask comes back to the front desk a few minutes later and asks if we have any VCRs. I rent him one for $5. He then goes back to his room and calls me, inviting me to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One night, a man walked into the hotel. He was wearing a Mardi Gras mask on top of his head. His eyes were totally drugged looking. He wanted a room, so I gave him the “I really don’t want to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I worked with a lady who’s previous job was stripper. One day, I asked her what her tattoo was. She showed me. Hiked her skirt up and stuck her ass out. It was a peacock and went from her knee[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I had two guys come in once that were from the Netherlands. Since I speak Dutch, I spoke to them that way. They were very shocked that I spoke Dutch. They were Farmers trying to connect with JR Simplot. They[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One of my “regulars” was a French national. He was the CEO (the Big Cheese) for the local cheese factory. Since I speak French, I would talk to him that way every time we interacted. He was shocked that anyone[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I had a frequent guest that arrived late and left early. So, I got to interact with him a lot. He always wanted to stay in this one particular room. It had a balcony, just like the room next to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fucking unchaperoned kids are the WORST! OH MY GOD. Any time there was a team or a club or whatever, this sea of screaming teenagers would wreak havoc on the hotel. Screaming. Running. Destroying. Screwing in the: stairwell, pool, hot[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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