comic-2010-06-21-Salty-Fish.jpgThey take a fish, cover it in salt, and then let it dry out in the sun for a while. Then you see if the dumb American will eat it. I had to eat some gross stuff in Suriname. This was the first. Fish jerky. Salty as hell fish jerky. You want to know what it tastes like? Pour a half cup of salt into your mouth while smelling the trash can. That’s the best I can come up with. On the plus side, you won’t starve to death. The bad news is that you will instantly develop hypertension.