Right when we first got in country, we had to get a bunch of immunizations. It took days since they couldn’t jab us in the arm all at once, AND they had to use both arms.

But, when I open up my WHO card (the yellow shot record thing), that bad Johnny is FILLED. Man, I am impervious to some serious shit. Or so I thought. Last year, I contracted Whooping Cough. Yes. That disease which was supposedly eradicated. I was sick for over a month. Turns out, the vaccine isn’t permanent. Bummer. I wonder when my Typhoid runs out….