There was a guy in my group (SUR3) who we were convinced was in the WitSec Program. He was an attorney or something. He always wore a shirt and tie. Mind you, it was a BILLION degrees with 5000% humidity. And he would just talk and talk…and talk…and talk….

He asked the teachers how to say lasagna in Sranan. Listen guy, they don’t have that word. If you’re lucky, you could convey “big, flat noodle.”

So, we named him Taki Taki Man. He wasn’t all bad. I’m pretty sure he built an oven and introduced pizza to the indigenous people of Corneliskondre.