Bamatick

One time, a hooker came up to the front desk after her “meeting” and asked for a cookie. She had that mucusy phlegm expression on her face like she just put something viscous and sticky in her mouth that didn’t taste very good. Cookie seems to take that all away.

Public Service Announcement:
Attention ladies, is swallowing not your cup of tea? Try Chocolate Chip Hookies! You’ll have that taste out of your mouth in a jiffy, and that cookie consistency will wash down all that sticky goo in no time. Now you know. Try it tonight!