If only I had stocked up at the pharmacy, liquor store, and ice cream topping section, I’d be rich. So many times people would ask for a bottle of somethin’ somethin, or whipped cream, or chocolate syrup. Sometimes, I had[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Working the graveyard shift meant that I dealt with very few people. I showed up at 10 pm, HOURS after most normal people check into hotels. But, I always got the folks catching the last flight into town. These are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?” I love that skit from Dave Chappelle. Anyway, 99.999% of the time, the prostitutes came and went lickity split. But one time, this working girl came up to the desk to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One time, a hooker came up to the front desk after her “meeting” and asked for a cookie. She had that mucusy phlegm expression on her face like she just put something viscous and sticky in her mouth that didn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The first time I saw a prostitute, I had no idea. I was working at the hotel and some lady came in wearing a trench coat and high heels. She walked directly to the elevator. 15 minutes later, she walked[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, there I was, working at the front desk, when I hear this voice grunting, “Hey” in a gravelly tone. It takes a few tries for him to get my attention. I peek around the corner and there is a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Listen you nasty fuckers that do unholy and unspeakable things in hotel rooms, some poor bastard has to clean that up. More than once, that someone was me. If you need a plunger, that’s cool. Things happen. But don’t make[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The lady that was the front office manager was such a stickler! The actual rule was that you could have a beard, you just couldn’t grow a beard. There were a couple of times that I tried. My shift was 4 on/3[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A couple of things about this. One, I was forever referred to as a lazy piece of shit by Diabla. What’s funny about that is that she was actually the lazy one. Two, I really did want to focus on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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