My friend bought a computer from Micron. It was the baddest mofo on the planet. I think it had a whopping 32 megabytes of RAM! Yeah, baby! Maybe a 512 megabyte hard drive. It was blazing! There was no way[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One day (1993?!), the basement of the dorms was an empty room, the next day it was filled to the brim with people on computers. I’d had computers in high school, but this was for something all together different. It[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Aerosmith was a big thing during these years. Pump came out while I was in High School, followed by Get A Grip and Big Ones. I think Nine Lives came out as I was graduating. The quote was, “New album[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Wouldn’t you know? Greenjeans had a boyfriend. Well, not really a boy. He was the lead singer from Fine Young Cannibals superimposed onto a Formorian Giant. That’s why we called him Good Thing, or Formorian Giant. He got wind of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My friend did have a thing for a girl who we called Greenjeans. It might have been her real name. Hard to say. She worked at the record store in the mall, so naturally, we spent a lot of time[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Awww… how sad. This is one of my many “Charlie Brown Moments.” My mother worked in sales and taught me very early that the secret to making sales is to increase your attempts, as the success rate is very low. […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Maverick, who’s real name was Mavriki, was an a-hole. Up, down, front, back, every which way a complete douche. And yet, he had scores of beautiful women begging him to abuse them. Later, he was in a car accident and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, my old suitemate Ulrich. He was great! Ulrich was a foreign exchange student that decided to stay in America and go to college. Being European, he was a virtuoso with a soccer ball. But, being in America, where soccer[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
College textbooks are such a scam! I’m sorry, a college Chem 111 book is hardly worth $200. I’m not making that number up. Let’s say though that this book is worth $200. How long will the information contained therein continue[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have several “Rules of Life.” My friend came up with his own list. It only has one rule: Don’t live with me. He figured out that living with me made people become a-holes. It was as inevitable as the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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