Awww… how sad. This is one of my many “Charlie Brown Moments.” My mother worked in sales and taught me very early that the secret to making sales is to increase your attempts, as the success rate is very low. […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
College
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Maverick, who’s real name was Mavriki, was an a-hole. Up, down, front, back, every which way a complete douche. And yet, he had scores of beautiful women begging him to abuse them. Later, he was in a car accident and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, my old suitemate Ulrich. He was great! Ulrich was a foreign exchange student that decided to stay in America and go to college. Being European, he was a virtuoso with a soccer ball. But, being in America, where soccer[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
College textbooks are such a scam! I’m sorry, a college Chem 111 book is hardly worth $200. I’m not making that number up. Let’s say though that this book is worth $200. How long will the information contained therein continue[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have several “Rules of Life.” My friend came up with his own list. It only has one rule: Don’t live with me. He figured out that living with me made people become a-holes. It was as inevitable as the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was so excited to play a game for my voluntold psychology experiment credit. It lasted maybe 4 clicks. My friend however, immediately figured out the pattern and played all night. Grr. The other experiment I had to be in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My Intro to Psych professor was dreamy. She told us that she had an “Oral Fixation,” as evidenced by her smoking. Riiight. She was a good teacher. However, this humorous story is actually attributed to another psych professor that my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I learned perhaps the MOST important thing in my college career (well, the first one) the second semester of college in Econ 101. I learned NEVER to take a class at 7:00 am. I don’t think I recall any single[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Paying for college is a sore subject for me. I was a student who needed financial aid. My parents hadn’t a clue, so I had no clue. Initially, I was on a scholarship from NASA, as a Chemical Engineering major.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I had a really cool Work Study job working in the Admissions Department at U of I. Mostly, I filed applications, so I got really good at singing the alphabet song. But whenever I had a Chinese file, it was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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