One night, a man walked into the hotel. He was wearing a Mardi Gras mask on top of his head. His eyes were totally drugged looking. He wanted a room, so I gave him the “I really don’t want to hassle with you price, so I’m going to charge you the max” room rate. He wanted to pay using his mom’s credit card. DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DANGER! I followed the protocol, hell, I’ve been in that very scenario myself. His mom jumps through all the hoops and tells me to ONLY allow him to charge the room, and NOT to give him the number or let him do anything else. Mmm hmm. She knows.

To be continued…..