Bamatick

Maverick, who’s real name was Mavriki, was an a-hole.  Up, down, front, back, every which way a complete douche.  And yet, he had scores of beautiful women begging him to abuse them.  Later, he was in a car accident and it messed up his face.  I wonder if he started being nicer?  Anyway, Maverick represents all those pretty boys who treat women like crap.

The rest of his family was really cool.  They were from some hard core religious sect in Russia that fled to Alaska.  Several people had their hand(s) cut off for failing to dismiss their beliefs.  But I never met those.  I met the cousins.  My favorite was Domino.  He had a false tooth.  Cool cat.

But, this is how I know Russian.  Sadly, all I know how to say is inappropriate, unless you want to talk about calling a cat.