I was walking by this happening room around campus and saw this contest going on. There were a bunch of dudes dressed in drag. I rolled up my sleeves, pulled down my shirt and promptly won the contest…despite not being dressed as a woman. Imagine what Robin Williams looks like naked. That’s me. Also, Chewbacca.

What did I win? Free tickets to the movies. I think I took my friend, the aerobics instructor.