I had a meal plan in the dorms and every once in a while, I would go downstairs and get a snack. One day, I had a drink and a slice of pizza on a plate. Being the ever so graceful, I tripped walking up the stairs and my pizza slipped off the plate towards the floor. I somehow (mystical ninja powers) caught the pizza before it hit the floor on the plate AND didn’t spill a drop of my drink. Truly amazing. This tale of dazzling dexterity does not offset the three occasions where I tripped on absolutely nothing while walking, nor the time I spontaneously fell down in ToysRUs. While this comic might not be worthy, I really have to celebrate where I can.