Bamatick

Wouldn’t you know?  Greenjeans had a boyfriend.  Well, not really a boy.  He was the lead singer from Fine Young Cannibals superimposed onto a Formorian Giant.  That’s why we called him Good Thing, or Formorian Giant.  He got wind of my friend’s pining from afar for Greenjeans and would glare menacingly.  To this day I think of him whenever I hear the song of his namesake.  Sadly, I think of him and not the girl, but she wasn’t my crush.