My friend and I had a momentary falling out in college. The story is that I didn’t feel like having a bunch of people in my room playing Street Fighter, but they wouldn’t leave. So, I waited until the end[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
College
After spending the summer playing the piano, I really wanted to keep the momentum going and take lessons in college. I did go to a school that has a serious music program! But, piano class was only available to music[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For some strange reason, my aunt had a piano in her house. Now, she has a half-sister who actually plays the piano and has for my entire life, but this aunt had never touched a musical instrument in her life.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is the day my friend addicted me to Blizzard games. I had missed the big craze for Warcraft (1) completely and had never heard of Warcraft 2 either. But one of my favorite games on Super Nintendo had been[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The very next thing she looked up was sex chat. The horrible path my aunt went down did not end well, but actually had a silver lining. Her knowledge and experience in the world of freaky deaky sex pervos actually[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My aunt freaked out one day and demanded I produce candy, threatening my life with her spindly Tyrannosaurus claws. Later, it turns out she’s diabetic. And yes, that is a nod to Futurama with the “Zombie Jesus.” My aunt is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My first years on my own were rough. My parents got a wild hair and moved to Texas the summer after I graduated high school. Once I was in college, they moved to northern Idaho. The middle of nowhere was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My parents were forever borrowing money from me. It never felt right, parents borrowing money from their child. At some point, I decided to start charging them exorbitant interest, 100%. It failed to deter them. When I went to college,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I did have a brain bowl team in college and we did call ourselves the Virtual Planetoids. We did not win. The only people who know this are the members of my team, the other team, and the emcee. There[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, after bombing yet another exam in Calculus, I decided the proper thing to do would be to drink a few beverages. I knew that Physics lab wasn’t going to be a challenge (other than the fact that the TA[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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